Trash TV: Reacher Season 2

Recently I was on a plane, and I found myself in that liminal phase where there was enough of the flight left that I wanted something to kill time, but not enough left to the point that starting a movie was viable. As such, I scrolled through the in-flight entertainment offerings and decided to throw on a few episodes of the second season of Reacher, a TV series I knew absolutely nothing about. In fact, prior to watching it I thought Jack Reacher and Jack Ryan were the same character.

Based on a long-running (26 entries and counting) series of novels about a guy who wanders around America punching and shooting people to death, Reacher is the second time this character has been adapted to live action, the first time being two Tom Cruise movies that don’t seem to have made much of an impact. Although they don’t really count, because as usual Tom Cruise is playing himself in those and not Jack Reacher.

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Silent Hill 2 (the new one)

My reposts of my old Silent Hill reviews took a lot longer to complete than I had anticipated due to health issues, but finally they’ve been slapped up onto the internet and I’m free to talk about the main event: Bloober Team’s remake of Silent Hill 2.

I’m actually kind of glad it took me this long to get to it, because it allowed two things to fully crystallise: first, the game’s status as a critical and (from all publicly-available signs) commercial success, and second, my own thoughts on it. I often find that my reaction to something I’ve been either looking forward to or dreading is like a free-standing tower of jelly, prone to changing shape in the immediate aftermath as gravity and time pull on it. This is more pronounced for things I had a negative initial reaction to—I actually feel quite a bit more positive about The Last of Us Part II than I did when I reviewed it shortly after its release—but it’s definitely also a factor when it comes to things I like, the well-known “Phantom Menace effect” tending to cause an afterglow that can obscure substantial issues.

Which is a long-winded way of saying that my initial reaction to Silent Hill 2(024) was very positive. My sober, more carefully-considered long-term reaction is…also very positive, actually. Turns out, it wasn’t just fan enthusiasm: it’s 2024, and Silent Hill is officially back.

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Repost: Silent Hill Shattered Memories

In 2009 rumours of a Silent Hill 1 remake finally came true, with Climax once again at the helm and the Wii as the lead platform. Oddly, the game’s announcement came on April Fool’s Day, which led to some dithering about whether it was actually an elaborate joke.

It was fairly obvious right off the bat that Shattered Memories was going to be quite different from its predecessor- the screenshots showing a snow-covered town and a frozen Otherworld made that obvious enough- but I don’t think anyone was prepared for quite how sharply this game would diverge from the norm…..

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Repost: Silent Hill

More than ten years ago, on my previous blog, I made a series of incredibly long posts reviewing and discussing the entire Silent Hill franchise. In honour of the release of the Silent Hill 2 remake, I’ve decided to port them over here. I’ll be reposting them throughout the rest of the month, with broken links and the like fixed and some tweaks to remove things that I now consider cringe, culminating in a review of the Silent Hill 2 remake for the end of October (or maybe early November, if my health prevents me from doing it sooner). Oh also, I might finally watch Silent Hill: Revalation 3D and review that.

These posts were originally written with full spoilers for some of the games’ stories, but in light of the franchise’s revival and a surge of interest from newcomers, I’ve excised a lot of the heaviest spoilers.

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Fool Night

For the last few months, I’ve been having trouble reading books due to migraine. This happens for stretches of time, and I need to just wait for my brain patterns to shift. In the meantime, I’ve been checking out some comics and manga instead.

Fool Night is an ongoing seinen manga (i.e. aimed at adult men, as opposed to shounen manga for boys, which gets a lot more attention in the west) that’s available to read on the Viz manga app…although, annoyingly, a huge chunk of the middle chapters aren’t online for some reason, meaning you’ll need to seek out fan translations for them.

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Books I Didn't Finish: Throne of Glass

I decided to take a look at Sarah J Maas’s Throne of Glass after it came up in a Kindle sale. This, alongside A Court of Thorns and Roses, is Maas’s major contribution to shaping the modern YA landscape and its romantasy off-shoot, so I figured it would behoove me as a blogger to familiarise myself with it. Maybe it’s better than A Court of Thorns and Roses!

No, unfortunately it’s even worse. Let’s go through the opening chapters and figure out why.

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Empire Of The Vampire

Empire of the Vampire.

Empire…of the Vampire.

It’s not just me, right? That title is really awkward, isn’t it? I think I’m going to call this book Vempire for the rest of this review.

(Note: The first half of this post will be spoiler-free, but the rest will contain major spoilers for Vempire, The Last of Us, and the first season of The Last of Us TV series)

Jay Kristoff is an Australian author and portmanteau enthusiast who has written quite a lot of novels, both adult and YA. Vempire is the first entry in an ongoing adult dark fantasy trilogy. Strangely, the book is illustrated, in a style that looks much more at home in a story aimed at teenagers. No, don’t worry, this isn’t another Secret YA novel. It’s for adults, and it feels like it…except for the illustrations. Kind of odd.

The trilogy’s premise is kind of unique. It’s set in a fairly standard fantasy setting, roughly 18th-century equivalent technology level, with regions that are clearly based on various European and Northern African countries in the real world. So far, so standard. However, rather than presenting us with this setting at a time when the status quo is firmly in place, the story picks up after a cataclysmic event has massively transformed the world.

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Books I Didn't Finish: You Like It Darker

My roughly once-a-year desire to read a Stephen King book has returned, and luckily he has a new short story collection out just in time. I’ve always thought that King excelled at shorter fiction much more than his gigantic 900-page epics, and the title seemed to promise spooks a-plenty, in contrast to the bulk of King’s recent work, which has been more in the crime and thriller genres. So I went into this not as a hater, but genuinely quite excited to read it.

Turns out, I got my hopes up for nothing. Based on the roughly half of it I could stand to read, You Like It Darker is at best rushed and underbaked, at worst severely phoned in. Let’s see how many Stephen King tropes we can spot while we go through the stories I read! Will there be autobiographical elements, do you think?

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Silent Hill Good: A Journalistic Investigation

The Silent Hill 2 remake is coming out this October (assuming it doesn’t get delayed), which means that Hillposting will be a regular feature of this blog going forward. I’m also working on a book review, I swear.

A few days ago Konami held their second Silent Hill transmission event, something I’ve been anticipating for a while now. We sadly didn’t get any updates at all on Townfall or Silent Hill f, but we did, finally, get to see a big chunk of gameplay for Bloober Team’s Silent Hill 2 remake. If you’ll recall, this is a project I viewed with some trepidation due to Bloober’s proven track record of making absolutely terrible garbage, and the short snippets of footage that have trickled out since have done nothing to change my cautious stance. But I reserved judgement, wanting to get a good look at how the game would play and feel, and now that we have that…

I think it looks great. I think it looks really good.

But before I get into specifics, let me lay out my mindset on remakes in general, and this project in particular.

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Adventures In Tie-In Fiction: Ciaphas Cain

I am not, strictly speaking, a fan of Warhammer 40,000. I got into it for a few years when I was a kid, along with every other nerdy boy I knew, but I was always much more interested in assembling and painting the miniatures than actually playing the wargame, and since that’s an expensive hobby to sustain when you’re a child, it didn’t last long.

My dormant interest in the hobby was rekindled by reading Arthur B’s reviews of the extensive tie-in fiction range, which reminded me that the setting is absolutely batshit insane in a way that I remember finding kind of stupid and off-putting as a child, but which I can appreciate now as an adult since I’ve realised that said stupidity is fully intentional, and indeed a big part of the charm for many people. Thus, over the years I have spent an amount of time scrolling the labyrinthine Warhammer 40k wiki that’s frankly embarrassing for someone who doesn’t play the game or collect the models, or even play any of the many, many video game adaptations. But I’ve never actually taken the plunge into the tie-in novels—until today.

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Books I Didn't Finish: Shogun

So recently a TV adaptation of James Clavell’s 1975 doorstopper Shogun came out and was extremely well-received by critics and audiences. I tried watching it and didn’t like it for reasons that I might get to another day, but it reminded me that I had the novel sitting on my Kindle. Why not give it a whirl?

The books turned out to be more compelling than I had expected, but its crushing length eventually wore down my enthusiasm to finish (this is a criticism I have often received myself) and I gave up halfway through. Let’s dig into the specifics and ask the question, are some books just too damn long? Why didn’t you edit this, James Clavell’s publisher?

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Short thoughts on Dune Part Two

A few years ago I watched Denis Villenue’s Dune adaptation and quite liked it, especially in comparison to the book. That movie only covered about two thirds of the source material, specifically the good parts, so let’s see how Denis can handle the part of Frank Herbert’s book that I really didn’t like.

(Spoiler warning: I’ll be talking about two fairly significant late-stage plot points in both the novel and this movie)

Part Two picks up pretty much immediately where the first movie left off: Paul Atreides has joined the Fremen of Arrakis in order to get revenge against Baron Harkonnen for slaughtering his House and family, his arrival plays into a religious messiah story planted into Fremen culture by the Bene Gesserit (all-female Jedi) as part of a long-term ploy to influence Imperial politics in their favour, Paul attempts to resist the messiah role because his Spice-influenced visions of the future have shown him that if he fulfills the prophecy it will start a galactic holy war that will kill billions of people. But when the Harkonnens bring in weird little freak Feyd Rautha to fight back against the Fremen uprising, not using the Bene Gesserit prophecy to his advantage starts to look less and less viable.

Also he smooches a hot Fremen girl.

In terms of the broad plot, this all plays out basically the same way as it does in the book. I’ve seen some people characterising the movie as a major departure from the original story, which isn’t really true—the major story beats are all the same. But those story beats are cast in a different light, which in some cases alters the tone of the story significantly. One major character serves the same basic role as they do in the novel, but whereas the novel casts their actions in a fairly neutral light, here they’re portrayed as explicitly sinister, to the point of arguably becoming an outright villain.

The same is true of Paul’s relationship with Chani: it plays out basically the same way as in the original story, but Chani’s reaction to what happens has been altered significantly in order to give her a more active role in the story. This is to the advantage of the movie as a whole, for reasons I’ll get into later.

Elsewhere, Part Two continues with the pragmatic adaptation choices that the first movie engaged in. For example, Denis and co clearly realised that the super-genius Twilight baby was never going to work in live-action. The solution they chose to get around this is still a little goofy—I just don’t think “psychic baby pulls the strings of galactic politics” is a concept that can ever not be kind of silly—but it works a lot better than any of the alternatives would have.

The movie also continues the balancing act played with the Harkonnens, where they’re somehow even more cartoonishly grotesque and inhuman than in the book, but simultaneously feel less like cartoon villains. The way both movies do this is by amping up the Geiger-esque alien body horror while de-emphasizing the lazy shorthands for evil that the book uses. The original story leans really heavily on gluttony, ugliness and sexual violence to make the Harkonnens seem evil; while these are all still present in the movies, or at least implied, we’re not expected to hate the Harkonnens solely due to those reasons. The fact that the Baron is fat and slovenly is probably the most human thing about him in the movie version of the character, given how alien his overall portrayal seems, whereas in the book his body and eating habits are used to dehumanise him.

This is not to say that the Harkonnens aren’t over the top. Like I said, they’re even more over the top than they were originally. It’s just that the movies are more thoughtful about which particular dials they amp up to eleven and which ones they take a more subtle hand with.

If you’ve looked up anything about Part Two you’ll have noticed that it’s over two and a half hours long. I said earlier that it’s adapting roughly one-third of the novel, plus a scattering of material from the preceding two thirds that didn’t make it into the first movie. That’s a lot of movie for not a whole lot of book. Is this another Harry Potter/Hunger Games/Twilight case of a movie adaptation unnecessarily splitting itself into multiple parts in order to milk more money out of the source material?

Actually, no. In my post about the first movie I mentioned that the book’s last section—the part adapted by this movie—feels like a rough, unfinished sketch. Part Two takes that sketch and fills out the details. A lot of the action in this part of the book basically happens off-screen, with the characters talking about things that have happened or are happening but not actually living through them on the page. In the movie version, we get to see everything actually play out. Feyd Rautha gets more of an on-screen presence to turn him into an active villain and set up the conflict between him and Paul more, the Fremen’s reaction to Paul and his messianic overtures get fleshed out to create some more stakes and drama, and there’s even some fun action set-pieces added.

All that said, the story follows the same outline as the book, and as such there are still things about the plot that I don’t like. Chief among them is Paul’s big gambit to lure the Emperor to Arrakis. As in the novel, Paul sends him a DM that says “fight me bro”, the Emperor comes down to Arrakis with his entire army, Paul and the Fremen ride in on sandworms and win easily. The only obstacle remaining after that is Paul’s duel with Feyd Rautha, which you know he’s obviously going to win because it happens near the end of the story.

And yes, I know the drama here is supposed to come from Paul and Chani’s relationship and how the choices he makes affect that—and to be fair the movie makes some changes that significantly increases that drama—but the thing is, I don’t care about Paul and Chani’s relationship. I can barely recall a single paragraph that Chani was in from the book; Zendaya’s movie version is a lot more memorable, but it’s not enough to make me give a shit about her and Paul’s love story. At the end of the day they both feel like people who fall in love because they’re the main characters of a fantasy story and that’s what’s supposed to happen.

What I am interested in is what the planned next movie—an adaptation of Dune Messiah—will do with Chani, as her reaction to what happens at the end of this movie is by far the biggest story change and based on what I’ve looked up about Messiah, pretty much guarantees that a hypothetical Dune Part Three will have to deviate significantly from the book. Based on how much more I’m enjoying Denis Villeneuve’s movies than the original novel, that can only be a good thing.