Guest Post: Ted Chiang Double Bill (Exhalation & Stories of Your Life and Others)

I think I’ll always vividly recall watching the 2016 movie Arrival because of when I saw it: less than 48 hours after Trump’s victory in the presidential election, when it still seemed like the entire world might go tumbling off a cliff face and we were all about to die in a nuclear exchange with some country whose leader dissed The Donald on Twitter. (Not that that’s entirely out of the question now, mind you, but it’s become clear that the Trumpocalypse is a more death-by-degrees affair than a lot of people were expecting four years ago.)

A close friend and I had made the extremely unwise decision to watch the election results live even though it meant staying up into the early hours of the morning (I was in the UK at the time), both of us nervous but fully anticipating that Trump would lose. When that didn’t happen we decided to distract ourselves by watching a movie…and picked The Duke of Burgundy.

That’s, uh, not exactly escapist fiction, so the next day we went to see Arrival.

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The Nickel Boys

Last week Colson Whitehead won his second Pulitzer prize in three years for The Nickel Boys, following his 2017 win for The Underground Railroad. This was very thoughtful timing on the part of the Pulitzer committee, as I finished The Nickel Boys on the day the announcement was made. I was somewhat put out that they forgot to consult me before making their decision, but we must make allowances given the current coronaviral times we live in.

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Viral Content (05/05/2020): The Great Reopening

Apologies for not getting one of these posts out for a while. My migraines have been acting up, and while I have no issue slamming out a sub-par book post when I’m not feeling well, I want to be at my full cognition level when I’m writing about serious issues.

Also, things have been moving quite fast and I had trouble pinning down a topic before it became obsolete. I guess we can file this an umbrella classification of “America, am I right?”

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Viral Content (10/04/2020): Peaks and Waves

This is going to be another quick one. I’m currently working on the second post about Docile, but it’s going to take a while due to migraines so I’m throwing this up in the meantime. In today’s viral blog post, I want to briefly look at the progression of the pandemic, point out reasons to be optimistic and also warn people not to get complacent.

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Viral Content (30/03/2020): Lockdown

Well, it finally happened: Ireland has joined several other European countries in entering a state of semi-quarantine. I was actually starting to get my hopes up that it wouldn’t be necessary—the government’s forecast of 15,000 infections by the end of the month turned out to be hugely pessimistic and there were a few days last week where the rate of new infections was holding steady—but less than 24 hours after a grim assessment of the country’s ICU capacity (which basically concluded that there isn’t any) went public, the announcement was made.

In case this hasn’t happened yet where you live and you want some idea of what to expect, it’s actually not as restrictive as you might think. People are allowed to go up to two kilometres from their homes for exercise, which easily encompasses the usual route I go on for my daily stroll, and there’s no driving restrictions on traveling to buy food. We’re just not supposed to travel anywhere for non-essential reasons.

This is obviously kind of hard to enforce, and there so far hasn’t been any clear indication of what would happen to people who are egregiously breaking the rules. I passed a police checkpoint in the middle of my town earlier today, and it looked like drivers were just being asked where they were going.

It’s been kind of funny seeing people online freak out about the idea of being stuck in their homes for weeks on end, given that this has frequently been my experience over the last three years due to my neurological condition. I spent the month leading up to this not really going anywhere except for walks around my local area simply because I didn’t feel up to doing anything else.

You could say that I’m the perfect quarantine candidate. You could even go so far—and I’m not saying I’m doing this, but one could if so inclined—to suggest that I’m the best at staying at home for long periods of time. I’m better than everyone else in the world at it. It’s me.

Anyway, the pace of the pandemic internationally has taken off over the last week or so; total numbers of confirmed infections are now increasing by more than 100,00 in less than 48 hours and several countries are experiencing alarming numbers of deaths every day. We’re well into the phase of algorithmic growth, and now all we can do is wait for the peak.

But thanks to China and Italy, we know what that peak looks like. As grim as the situation is, the virus can be brought under control…as long as strong quarantine measures are taken. As of this writing the UK has quietly walked back the herd immunity plan I complained about last time, and someone finally managed to convince Trump that his plan of getting things back to normal by Easter was utterly ridiculous. Apart from edge cases like Brazil’s Bolsonaro, world leaders are finally taking this seriously.

That is, despite the efforts of a disturbingly large number of prominent capitalists, think tanks and business people, many of whom are really letting the mask slip and just straight up admitting that they value the economy more than people’s lives. I’m hopeful that when this is all over, people will remember that.

Bad Writing Masterclass: Docile

A few days ago I put out a call for bad books on Twitter, intending to either do a review or the next entry in my long-running and wildly popular Books I Didn’t Finish series. And I still intend to do that with other nominees, but someone tipped me off to a book so riddled with problems that I realized my review was going to turn into a paragraph-by-paragraph dissection.

The last time this happened was with a certain fantasy novel starring a red-haired lute-playing protagonist, and that resulted in me going through the entire thing and commenting on every single page. With my current health problems I don’t have the energy to commit to a long serialized post format—as evidenced by the multiple aborted attempts I’ve made over the last three years—but the book in question contains enough material just in its opening chapters to critique.

The intent behind this isn’t to simply point and laugh; it’s called Bad Writing Masterclass because my hope is that by dissecting the problems with this book, your own writing might improve. Even if you don’t write, maybe this can help you become a more critical reader and stop giving five-star ratings to total gar—I mean, improve your reading experience. Yes.

With that preamble out of the way, let’s begin today’s Bad Writing Masterclass on Docile by K.M. Szpara.

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Viral Content (14/03/2020)

I want you all to know that I’m extremely proud of that title.

You probably don’t need me to explain the impetus behind this post (in the unlikely case that you do, I’m afraid I have some bad news). Some percentage of my small readership is probably hunkering down in self-isolation and more are likely to do so in the next few weeks as the COVID-19 pandemic grows in severity. In these troubled times, I figured people could use some high quality blog content to entertain and inform. This is going to be a random collection of opinion, observation and commentary with a firmly non-alarmist mindset.

A quick disclaimer before we begin: I am not a medical expert or a scientist. I do have a biotechnology degree that included fairly in-depth modules on virology (they’re useful for a lot of things in the biotech field), and I did a project on the 2009 swine flu pandemic that involved studying historical viral outbreaks. I think it’s fair to say I know more about the topic than your average rando.

…But I also barely squeaked through that degree with a pass, and I don’t work actively in any scientific field. So, again: not an expert.

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Books I Didn't Finish: The Stephen King Detective Two-For-One Experience

I was recently in the hospital for a week, heavily doped up on pain medication (it wasn’t anything serious) and I needed a breezy, light book to pass the time. And lo and behold, the Kindle daily deal happened to feature a selection from my spooky frenemy, Stephen King!

That book was Mr. Mercedes, the first entry in what would become a trilogy revolving around a detective named Bill Hodges. The books are kind of notable in King’s ouvre for moving all the way out of horror and into the mystery/thriller genre, a space that many of his previous novels strayed pretty far into without entirely making the leap away from horror or the supernatural. Today we’re looking at Mr. Mercedes as well as its sequel, Finders Keepers.

The fact that I didn’t bother to read the third one is a spoiler.

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Polar Bear Shuffle

Just a quick note to say that due to health reasons, the final three posts in my award winning and critically acclaimed His Dark Materials TV reviews will be combined into one following the end of the season on the 23rd; that post will also serve as my overall review of the season as a whole.

Following that, I’ll likely be taking a month off from blogging of all kinds to recharge the batteries. See y’all next year!